© 2016 unrecorded
(to the tune “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”)
Old man Donald made a deal EIEIO
he wrote a book on how to steal EIEIO
sell real estate, make America great
build a wall, and that ain’t all
old man Donald made a deal EIEIO
Old man Donald loves a show EIEIO
but NBC just let him go EIEIO
so just for fun he made a run
the GOP sure did agree
old man Donald loves a show EIEIO
Old man Donald can debate EIEIO
like a big fat bully filled with hate EIEIO
Kasich, Cruz and Rubio
Carson, Bush and Christie know
old man Donald can debate EIEIO
Old man Donald went online EIEIO
to con the voters one more time EIEIO
with a tweet tweet here and a tweet tweet there
here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet tweet
Old man Donald went on line EIEIO
Old man Donald he got bored EIEIO
had all the fun he could afford EIEIO
he likes to brag and rant and talk
but hardly ever walks the walk
old man Donald he got bored EIEIO
Old man Donald had a fit EIEIO
he wishes now that he could quit EIEIO
he never meant to go this far
as a presidential TV star
old man Donald had a fit EIEIO
Old man Donald made a deal EIEIO
he wrote a book on how to steal EIEIO
to try and run the government
would be a fitting punishment
old mand Donald made a deal EIEIO